#GuitarTok Talk Episode 5: Guitars Through Oranges and Fake Beginners

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[00:00:00] Emily: Welcome to get all set. My name is Emiline. It’s so great to see you and I mean, really see you I’ve I haven’t seen this clearly, probably ever. And now that I can, boy, you just have such a radiant glow to you today. I hope I hope. I hope I hope it keeps really do well today. I’m going to be going through the best of hashtag guitar.

[00:00:24] Talk on a Tik TOK, uh, and, um, Talk about it, I guess. So, um, yeah. Are you ready to go on this bogus journey with me or hopefully it’s more of an excellent adventure. Let’s see.

[00:00:43] Tiktok Person: All

[00:00:43] Emily: right. I can already tell, uh, there, they’re going to be a few videos from Jordan on here and Jordan’s made a pedal. I think he maybe got this inspiration from Sylvia Massey.

[00:00:56] Hat’s up to my friend, Erin on that one. Um, but he built a puddle where he can take two. Uh, clips I’m blanking on what those are called and, uh, he can basically run a guitar through everything from like fruit to bread humans. So I can already tell they’re going to be a few videos from him in this, uh, guitar, chalk, uh, compilation.

[00:01:21] So let’s watch running my

[00:01:23] Tiktok Person: guitar through water.

[00:01:42] Emily: the best part about that is, is that’s legitimately what I would expect water to sound like. And that actually sounds like dang 10 out of 10 water

[00:01:55] Tiktok Person: engaged.

[00:02:05] Emily: I bet that sounds weird.

[00:02:34] I’m not saying this is fake because I, I genuinely don’t think this is fake. I think this is real.

[00:02:41] Tiktok Person: I think

[00:02:41] Emily: this is, that is bananas. I mean, it’s literally. Uh, mushroom they shopping y’all but

[00:02:55] that’s also what I would have really imagined a mushroom would sell

[00:03:02] Tiktok Person: my guitar through a mushroom. I got to hear it again.

[00:03:24] Emily: I love it’s. I love it so much. And, uh, I wanted real bad

[00:03:32] Tiktok Person: running my guitars.

[00:03:35] Emily: I said, I would need to have Jordan on the show specifically to do this. Uh, I’m not gonna do this without like his literal involvement, but I really want to make a video of ranking, ranking, everything he is running his guitar.

[00:03:47] Through and talk about it with, with him.

[00:04:16] Tiktok Person: It’s about drive it’s about power.

[00:04:21] Emily: Damn it. You got.

[00:04:23] Tiktok Person: So I’m hearing guitar center. I’m going to pretend to be in an actually shred credit to Ayden James.

[00:04:38] I had my first lesson the other day,

[00:04:43] this do it for the club.

[00:04:49] Exhibit 10. You ever used one of these grape in between

[00:05:07] Emily: he’s like, you got me there. You got me. You got me say, I really thought you were a beginner. I was being real nice and. You got to make me look like a damn fool. Why would you do that? Why aren’t you going to be like, I have a little known, I don’t know anything about guitars. I’m just going to vary

[00:05:34] Tiktok Person: so

[00:05:34] Emily: goofy. Bunny harmless, harmless fun. Harmless.

[00:05:58] Tiktok Person: cool.

[00:06:01] Emily: I have no commentary for that. Nice. Less. Sounded good. Like the caption says my cat is my girlfriend

[00:06:10] Tiktok Person: running my guitar through jello and they’re just

[00:06:14] Emily: going to be that, this is it. This is actually one of my

[00:06:16] Tiktok Person: favorites.

[00:06:37] Emily: I like that his girlfriend’s jiggling literally jiggling the flight. I think that they tested it then jiggling. It must make up the vibrato sound.

[00:06:52] What’s this what’s a

[00:06:54] Tiktok Person: similar group. Doesn’t jiggle, jiggle gates.

[00:06:58] Emily: She called gate

[00:07:02] the forest.

[00:07:06] Tiktok Person: I’m in a music store and I’m going to pretend to be a beginner and then actually shred part two part two.

[00:07:14] looking to get my first guitar. I just had my first lesson last week. Actually. No, my teachers, I should start looking for getting first time here. First time here. Yeah. Welcome to them. He’s a clever shot. Remember exactly how to hold it. Put your hands over. Play that just like that. What do these do? How do you hold that thing?

[00:07:36] Those are cool. This is the best way to do it. Oh, there you go. There’s not enough distortion.

[00:07:59] I’m going to give up.

[00:08:02] Emily: That’s harmless fun, but I think there’s better ways to get your, get your cloud, get you internet points,

[00:08:10] Tiktok Person: you know, playing live and your band mates walk off mid-song with what you do.

[00:08:18] Emily: And if your bandmates walk off mid-song when, when you plan, I probably assume there is a fire and also leave.

[00:09:05] Tiktok Person: that’s

[00:09:06] Emily: long. Just give, just give everybody that I’m in a guitar center experience. So everybody knows, even if they’re not a musician, what it’s like to be in a guitar center,

[00:09:20] Tiktok Person: running my guitar through an orange.

[00:09:22] Emily: This is the fact that.

[00:09:24] Tiktok Person: Um,

[00:09:29] this is my favorite.

[00:09:38] I think

[00:09:39] Emily: an orange is just the best filter pedal I’ve ever heard. Imagine if your, if your pedalboard was just like all produce and stuff, like what would it be? You’d have to get like new oranges. What is the old orange sounded better than the new orange? She says not to say mojo. Ugh, those logistics. Oh,

[00:10:14] I actually really like videos. I like watching the strings move like

[00:10:18] Tiktok Person: that,

[00:10:21] Emily: and those are good deals and that’s a well cared for nails. One of my big pet peeves is a guitar. This is like every once in a while I seen guitar group. A guy will post like this, the most ragged ass looking nails you’ve ever seen.

[00:10:34] This has happened recently in a group I was in and the goes like my wife just doesn’t understand my Niels and like this for guitar and stuff. And she says, I look nasty. And everyone was like, dude, they do look nasty, invest in a nail file. Here’s mine. I actually get these, uh, subscription on for these, these are glass Polish, glass nail files.

[00:10:56] These will, uh, re pull down the nail. They, these work so fast, they’re better than the disposable Emery boards. You can recycle them when you’re done. If you do glass recycling and they just work, they work so well. And for so long, and they have that nice little tip to clean out. And then you can get like your shape going and you can just like maintain that shape.

[00:11:20] It’s kinda like eyebrows, which I probably shouldn’t talk about eyebrows. Um, and, uh, then it has some little carrying case it’s glass. A TSA is not going to stop you with it. Yeah, that’s my nail care with Emily. One-on-one I’ll you vitamins, prenatal vitamins, apparently do wonders for your nails fellows, ladies already know that’s why I didn’t include them in that.

[00:12:21] I don’t know what just happened, but I enjoyed it. That was weird. That was my brand, my brand of weird tip of the hat. Oop, Oop, come back

[00:12:35] Tiktok Person: bloody well or green

[00:12:43] or orange.

[00:13:31] Emily: All right. If you really like this, um, and you haven’t already listened to khaki king, definitely listened to khaki king, starting from the beginning of her discography. It is phenomenal and it’s very progressive like

[00:13:46] Tiktok Person: that.

[00:13:49] And she’s

[00:13:49] Emily: about the same size of stuff.

[00:13:51] Tiktok Person: Sounds you should always play in guitar stores that will never, and no. Anyway,

[00:14:10] And

[00:14:15] Emily: we’ll never know

[00:14:16] Tiktok Person: anybody

[00:14:21] cause I’m sure it’s all white

[00:14:22] Emily: noise. I’ve just

[00:14:29] never heard of

[00:14:43] has that become a guitar store standard

[00:14:49] Tiktok Person: size? You should always play.

[00:14:54] Emily: Jenny, can we get a far to have that?

[00:15:18] Tiktok Person: um,

[00:15:20] Emily: I don’t, I don’t fully get it, but I love. So Lindsay I’ll need to get it to just enjoy whatever was happening, whatever weird was happening at that

[00:15:30] Tiktok Person: moment. Oh my God. Running my guitar through

[00:15:32] Emily: Sarah and Jordan is just owning the guitar.

[00:15:49] Tiktok Person: oh,

[00:15:53] Emily: Oh, no,

[00:15:55] Tiktok Person: no. Oh,

[00:15:59] Emily: oh,

[00:16:04] oh yeah. Had I hated every second of that.

[00:16:13] Tiktok Person: Wait, there we go.

[00:16:42] Yeah.

[00:16:43] Emily: I don’t know what I also don’t know what the real words are. Cause I can’t though what he’s saying in that, um,

[00:16:50] Tiktok Person: at house and guitars and I’m going to pretend to be a beginner and then actually shred art archery.

[00:16:57] Good. Good.

[00:17:01] Can you try that one

[00:17:06] Marshall defined for you? And that’s usually a pretty great job. All right. Cool. I looked up no. Put your

[00:17:13] Emily: foot on somebody that doesn’t belong to you though.

[00:17:22] Tiktok Person: Really good. Really good. I think I’ve wrote this.

[00:17:47] How’s it sound how’s the guitars.

[00:17:51] Emily: Yeah. Those people are also probably like, why is this guy getting followed around with a tick tock? Like, why is why Scott can phone around with a phone? That’s weird. Why are you being

[00:17:59] Tiktok Person: so weird? Oh, well I’ve got me a new toy.

[00:18:05] Emily: Well, you’ve got meaty topic. Oh, those make the worst picks.

[00:18:08] Sorry. Oh, that’s a really nice gift, but I hate them

[00:18:14] Tiktok Person: so much. Uh,

[00:18:18] Emily: oh, I love the

[00:18:18] Tiktok Person: guitar. I can play the guitar, then play a bar chord.

[00:18:43] Emily: It’s funny though. It’s funny here though. I’ve seen that one.

[00:18:52] Tiktok Person: Uh,

[00:18:58] but that guy

[00:19:01] Emily: was way chiller than

[00:19:02] Tiktok Person: I would have been.

[00:19:14] what

[00:19:14] Emily: a beauty. I like his energy. It scares me when I was little, there was a boy in our class who, um, I wasn’t there when this half of it, the story made the rap, I guess, a bee landed on him and everyone freaked out and he just. Picked up the beat and let it fly away. And he’s like, bees won’t hurt you if you don’t hurt them.

[00:19:39] And everyone was like, don’t fuck with that kid. And that kid is on fuck with the bull. Nobody fucked with that kid ever again. It was just like, oh my God. Uh, and that’s the same energy as. It reminds me of that kid.

[00:20:20] Tiktok Person: I could see why they would like.

[00:20:37] this is all set up.

[00:20:42] Oh, it was really

[00:20:43] Emily: nice. Dang. I’d be, I’d be, if I saw him busking, I give him some dollars. That was really nice.

[00:20:51] Tiktok Person: Aw.

[00:21:10] Emily: every time I do see this video, I wonder how can those girls rhythm be? How can they rhythm be that bad? I know they’re white, but still, you know, but, um, Just thinking galloping. It’s awful.

[00:21:36] oh, that didn’t, that does not seem supremely helpful for, from a learning perspective. Comment below. If you think that looks helpful. Uh,

[00:21:53] Tiktok Person: You know, kiss the girl from the little mermaid. Imagine that was the end of that. Oh, I know him tip on how to play my song neon. Now it’s a difficult song, but like all songs on the guitar, they’re easier than. And it’s the thumb and it’s the index finger and they’re sort of working like a drum set. What it is is every note for itself.

[00:22:20] It’s one smooth roll

[00:22:31] change the group

[00:22:37] just by changing the percussion fields in the right-hand smart. Yeah,

[00:22:50] Emily: khaki king did this also part seven, a.

[00:24:04] Tiktok Person: Um,

[00:24:24] that was the whole time. Um,

[00:24:41] I don’t know that song.

[00:24:59] Man, even all that hard.

[00:25:16] got it. You got it.

[00:25:20] Yay. Woo. You got it.

[00:25:49] Emily: I’m going to take down that is for sure. Dammit now worth

[00:25:53] Tiktok Person: it.

[00:26:04] Emily: you got it? That was great.

[00:26:09] That was so good. It feels like a good spot to end it. Well, that was great. There was some good stuff. Nothing. It wasn’t too spicy. After I got the controversial opinions, it got significantly less a test. Grumpy spicy, still some spicy things, some places, but Hey, maybe. And wait, what else can you do? What else can you do?

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[00:27:18] My name is Emily goodbye.