welcome to get offset my name is Emily and you’re looking like a whole snack which is great because I’m really really
hungry I don’t know what I’m talking about I’m here with the Flora Vault from madaverse Electronics it’s a produce
powered pedal you heard that right produce powered and when I heard that it was a produce
powered pedal hope you’re not playing a drinking game uh I
did not realize it was actually 100 Produce powered this pedal just doesn’t
work if there’s not a piece of produce or something connecting these two uh
pegs there like middle school science experiments this uses the conductivity
of fruits vegetables tubers Etc to make Power there’s not an input jack on
this and in fact Matt implores you do not try to connect a battery or nine volt
adapter to these pegs you avoid your warranty and ruin your pedal it is made to work with the low currents that
fruits and vegetables provide so I have a bag of produce here I’m gonna pull things
out of it one at a time and uh then maybe you’ll have a snack so
let’s uh let me go ahead and get my guitar out all right I have moved the camera I
hoped I did not disorient you too much but I wanted my Elvis costell signature
Jazz Master to be in the shot a little bit so I’m using the Benson Chimera plug-in from mix wave I have literally
no idea how this is going to sound it’s not even guaranteed to work with all fruits and vegetables
um but some most of the normal kinds of things should work just fine so here is
my clean vegetable-free sound foreign
[Music] let’s see what’s first
I have a mango okay I think a few people asked
me to do mango this is an organic mango from Peru and uh you just uh
stick it oh there we go let’s see here see how this sounds uh
we’ll do tasting those along the way together if you want to leave in the comment your own tasting notes I think that’d be really sick
oh and as for control there’s a volume control over here and a toggle over here that takes out some of the low end
[Music] let’s flip that toggle
foreign [Music] tell everybody a mango is a fuzz with
its voltage dying oh my goodness all right should I eat it should I eat the mango
now I want to do it this is my life
it’s now it’s my life I’m gonna get a slice of this mango
you know but first I’m going to see if using less of the mango changes the sound
[Music] I was a little bit less gated now
but I’m gonna eat it I’m going to eat the mango
I usually I only use this knife for unboxings and I don’t really do very
many of those but I cleaned it I did clean it I went
upstairs and I washed it soap and water
fun fact about me I have something called oral allergy syndrome so there are certain fruits and
vegetables that will make my mouth itch if I eat them I don’t think a mango is one of them
um all right we’ll put that over there
put that right there okay let’s see what’s next
this is a pear uh apparently we’re doing pairs now
all right it also sounds like a gated fuzz
they do sound different this does sound like a little bit less gated to my ear
I’m not gonna eat this pair right away I think uh I think they might make my mouth itch
I don’t remember though I’m Gonna Save the potato actually know what it’s time for the
potato this is a red potato I’m pretty sure I got two kinds of potatoes to see if
um one would sound different all right [Music]
I definitely think the red potato sounds best with the the tone it toggled to
remove some of that low end let’s try the mango again and yes I do know that the whole fruit
is not in the picture I’m sorry
oh my God so much mango got [Music]
oh it’s still working oh it’s connecting through this all right
maybe that was that had something to do with it I think better clean these there we go
what a weird amalgamation of flavors that was foreign [Music]
[Music] so far I wouldn’t describe anything as sounding like markedly different
so this is actually uh the reason I know I have oral allergy syndrome because
once in college I was in Annapolis talking to a roommate at the same time and I said isn’t it weird how apples make your mouth itch and the way she
looked at me made me realize that no in fact that was not normal
they’re all kind of gated fuzzes with their own uh sorts of characteristics
there’s got to be something else in here oh the yellow potato let’s listen to the red potato again
and then we’ll listen to the golden potato
that’s right that’s where I messed up every time [Music]
[Music] I don’t think I’m hearing things I think
those actually do sound a little bit different I feel like the yellow potato had more treble had more high-end
this is the silliest thing I’ve ever done oh we’re continuing on the potatoes with
a sweet potato um I don’t think this is a yam I do think there’s a difference
[Music] this is splattering
it’s more like a floor of fuzz [Music]
s are a little different they’re just not extremely different that’s kind of that’s really fun
ah yeah but floor Drive is Flora fuzz
huh it is passing a little bit of current on its own now I think that might be
because there’s Gunk on it all right
a lemon I might have I’m gonna have to pre-drill
woof I broke a nail oh man
[Music] I’m not Emily post I’m Emily Harris
man I’ve been growing out that now too what a drag all right that’s a lemon
I don’t think I have a lime
maybe I’ll make our Margarita later this is a tomato
this is a little bit smoother to my ear [Music]
all right beautiful all right
that was sarcastic sarcasm what else we have an orange
happy Lunar New Year to all those who celebrate I’m gonna have to break the skin with this one too
definitely making a Margarita later
thank you the citruses are feeling pretty smooth
to me [Music] that must let off more energy
this is the most disgusting the most disgusting experiment I’ve ever
okay another pair so we had this pair
[Music] just so you could hear that it wasn’t there’s nothing else happening that
yeah some of them just seem to have a little bit more high end that’s the biggest difference I’m hearing some are
smoother and some are rougher but all in all it is like very much a voltage
this is an over ripe zucchini
this one I might actually not eat it is really soft
all right now we have a banana I’ll just use one
such nastiness hahaha oh gross
okay another one if it has a thick if you have to peel it
you’re gonna have to poke a hole in it oh
oh yeah there’s my money shot
oh that sounds so different than the others [Music]
I’m sorry this guitar pick is so sticky oh my gosh that’s nasty
that feels more full-bodied and it sounds like it’s barely voltage star
that’s really neat I wonder how it would behave if it were Raper I don’t know
huh all right um banana I dug it
let’s just put uh people ask me for like pineapple I
didn’t want to get a whole pineapple for this and I actually I I think these will reach
so I got a medley of fruit the first One’s Gonna Be watermelon
I don’t think I’m crazy for thinking that sounds different
that was something else I was trying to do I think
kind of had it till the end there yeah
not my favorite like I don’t think it’s anybody’s
oh my God okay so now uh I don’t think there’s anything else in in here that I’m going like
eat immediately I kind of wanted to do the next few ones all at the same time because I knew I
wasn’t going to want to munch on them as I was going and the first one was a red onion
[Music] that sure do sound like a lot of them
uh one that got a lot was pickle
so I have this itty bitty little guy
he’s so small it’s not his fault
no judgments here oh my God
[Laughter] look at that little guy
that is very quiet but that sounds really cool
yeah that has the least conductivity it’s pretty clear which uh
doesn’t surprise me so much um I did think that fresh fruits and vegetables would work better I’ve never
seen like this science experiment done with Pickles but I know that Sylvia
Massey apparently did some experience experiments with pickles and I’m not super familiar with what she did
um but uh I would say don’t use this pedal with a pickle unless you have unless
it’s the first in your chain and then you boost up the volume right after so let’s say you did your job so handsomely
and I’m going to clean this off a bit for our grand
finale sponsored by the uh incredible sassy Cat YouTube
commenter extraordinaire he wanted me to do the jelly cranberries
he actually asked for a few things and like raspberries wouldn’t have worked um
I don’t think sour cream is gonna work so I’m not gonna try it but he did ask specifically for this and I I don’t know
how oh God it’s so gross oh my god oh oh God that was nasty I have so many
regrets holy holy mother it doesn’t even work it
doesn’t even work oh my god oh it smells so bad get oh god
oh no everything smells bad I’m so sad now
oh no well that didn’t work that didn’t work at all I’m sorry sassy
I I tried I tried I tried please no oh God it’s on my table
I have done myself no favors here um I guess I’ll clean that later
well uh Matt Olson at mad overse I mean I bought this Pillow by own money but I do want to thank Matt for being uh an
evil genius this uh for the record I do think they all
sound generally the same um which I I you know I actually wasn’t
expecting that I thought there might be more differences but this isn’t like the ranger effects thing which is the most
people asked me when I told them about this pedal uh oh is it like the ranger effects mini bar which has a little
um dip and you put like liquid in it and I think that replaces the clipping diet somehow I’m not really sure about that how of how it works
um but I did an experiment recently with Mike Adams AKA Pusheen uh go follow his
channel and things did sound really different depending on what they were
most beers I felt generally sounded the same uh water sounded different though hand sanitizer sounded different
I will say consistency is not a bad thing if you just want something to be
powered by produce this is it this is just this is a gated fuzz and I honestly
like that it’s consistent you can actually you could bring this to a show no problem and have like a funny and
actually I think I thought pretty cool sounding uh voltage starved kind of fuzz
and then depending on the produce like that will affect the tone here and there but
that’s that’s yeah that’s basically my assessment of it this was really fun to play around with I’m gonna make banana
bread I’m going to make some potatoes and give my husband an apple because I
can’t eat it and make some cocktails uh with all of this fruit I have mostly fruit
some vegetables is a tuber of vegetable I don’t know
maybe you do let me know in the comments is a potato a vegetable
well that was really stupid fun um thank you everybody for watching please like comment subscribe for your
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charcuterie board um you’re the buffet I’m just the table